this-sexy-blog:

notmydivisionsweetie:

watchtheskytonight:

castlecoffee13:

fabubbly:

I put the laughter in manslaughter

How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast

We have really good taxi drivers.

deathpoolquinn:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

there was a time when writers were kind

and their plotlines were soft

and their deaths nonexistent

there was a time…

then it all

went

wrong

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

msmorra:

Me: “WHAT COLOUR IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?”

My Sister: “That is the colour of Cumberfuck.”

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus